Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Not only has Porter Wescott been whoring it up on one of my former playgrounds but he has also been whoring it up with some of my former tricks. That little WHORE has the audacity to bring boys that used to fuck me but no longer fuck me anymore, over to MY house for a whorey good time. Plus he has a treasure trove of his own studs lined up around the block.

IT’S NOT FAIR! Why does Porter get to whore around with all the cute Houston boys while I’m left with the Ass Master every night?! What’s so great about Porter?! I’m just as cute as Porter. I’m just as smart as Porter. Boys should totally want me just as much as they want Porter! And when did it become okay for Porter to be a bigger whore than I am?! Huh?! Because that is NOT what I expected when I first created him! I SHOULD TOTALLY JUST DESTROY PORTER WESCOTT!!!

I think I’m cracking… again…

When it comes to the task of finding my next meal, two websites come to mind, Manhunt.net and Adam4Adam.com. I have relied on Manhunt for many years and have always found it useful in times of need, especially when I’m traveling. I have found it most effective in more densely populated areas like New York, Washington D.C., and Chicago but I have noticed that in places like Houston, Manhunt blows. Maybe the boys in Houston are cheap and prefer Adam4Adam over Manhunt since Manhunt charges a membership fee to access most of its features while Adam4Adam is entirely free. With that being said, I have decided to set up the exact same profile on both sites to find out which one can get me the most dick. You can call it a little experiement or contest of sorts. Feel free to check me out on either site and message me, my screen name on both Manhunt and Adam4Adam is Mason_WylerXXX. Which website can deliver the most dick to Mason Wyler’s back door?

Just over a year ago I was a social hermit. I spent most of my nights alone, in a dark little computer room, wasting countless hours online playing World of Warcraft and masturbating. I literally had no local friends to speak of and I honestly didn’t have any interest in making some. I had Marcus, I had my sex-filled sex job, I had my video games, I was content. But then Marcus started going out more and I began to feel like a loser. I figured something had to change. I tried sleeping around more but… that didn’t make me feel any cooler. I tried making heterosexual nerdy gamer friends but none of them were comfortable with my skanky gay job. Marcus suggested that I make some gay friends but I have this problem of seeing gay boys as sex toys not as friendship material. Eventually Marcus just went ahead and handpicked potential new gay friends for the both of us to meet. Marcus always prefaced each boy with, “this is STRICTLY platonic, no sex.” Of course that meant nothing to me and every potential new friend he brought over I ended up blowing… or fucking… Usually that would make Marcus feel uncomfortable afterward and he would automatically discard them but he was determined to make friends. So he swallowed his pride while I swallowed their loads all in the hopes that he could turn some of these boys into legitimate cronies. After the sex was out of the way he would force me to sit down with these boys and hang out with them. To my surprise, most of them have actually turned into some of my closest friends. I have GAY friends now. And they don’t even fuck me anymore. They come over, we hang out, we drink, and we watch movies, but for some reason we don’t have massive orgies, no one gets gang fucked, and no one coats my throat with wads of jizz. It’s strange. What’s the point of having a sausage fest when no one is going to be eating meat?